1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."

3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

4.Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a "non-player" within sight).

5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.